What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 02:14
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Then came..
Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are scads fish? What types are there?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Are cold plunges good for you? Here’s what the science says. - The Washington Post
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Study shows that early humans climbed trees and worked with stone - Earth.com
So they tried
No go.
Next, they tried...
Abby Lee Miller Sues Cedars-Sinai Hospital, Claims Doctors Left Catheter in Her Body - TMZ